My drinking problem is not what you think — and will make you unforgettable, I guarantee — I have a delightful, diamond-shaped wine bottle stopper. For my good health, I recently decided to fling my delightful, diamond-shaped wine bottle stopper into the trash. Surely, I thought, pairing the plastic stopper’s faux, crystalline fineness with Fluffy’s distasteful litter box production would finally allow me to banish the stopper…